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Performance marketing for brands ready to break the rules.
LET'S TALK
Meta, Google, TikTok — we don't just run ads. We engineer profitable acquisition systems that scale from $10K to $1M+/mo.
Scroll-stopping creatives backed by data, not guesses. We test 50+ concepts monthly to find your next winning ad.
From scrappy startup to category leader. We've taken brands from zero to 8-figures with battle-tested playbooks.
Custom dashboards, attribution modeling, and unit economics that make CFOs smile. No vanity metrics, ever.
200+ Brands Scaled
3.2x Average ROAS
12+ Countries
Rebuilt their entire paid strategy from scratch. New creative testing framework, influencer whitelisting, and aggressive scaling on Meta + TikTok.
Launched into 4 new markets simultaneously. Built a UGC pipeline that produced 200+ creatives/month with 12% hook rate.
From pre-launch to $340K MRR in 4 months. Full-funnel strategy with email flows, retargeting sequences, and a viral referral program.
We started I Hate Media because we were tired of watching agencies burn through budgets with zero accountability. Tired of the jargon. Tired of the fluff. Tired of "brand awareness" as an excuse for not driving revenue.
So we built something different. A performance-obsessed team that treats your ad spend like our own money. Every dollar tracked. Every creative tested. Every decision backed by data.
We're not for everyone. If you want safe, predictable, agency-as-usual — we're not your team. But if you want a partner that's as hungry as you are to break records and scale aggressively — let's talk.
Book a free strategy call. No BS, just results.
BOOK YOUR CALLFree 30-min strategy session. We'll audit your ads and show you where the money is.